Ceci the stag

Ceci is getting married, actually he already is, long story.

To celebrate Ceci made us go as far away from big black strippers and lampposts for his stag do.

Old rednuts himself.

This is what keeps the soft stuff inside me head

When you need to be absolutely sure that a summer of riding home absolutely blind drunk hasnt totally wrecked irrepairable damage on your prize peanut shell then just get it xrayed and check it.

I was pleased to see that my helmet has no internal fissures despite wrecking it most wednesdays when i attempted to ride home drunk from the Phat Wednesday celebrations. My beautiful helmet may not look so beautiful now but it still works and thats what counts.

trail report

I may appear to be a cheapskate but when it comes to giving you the best possible bike park trail report update then no expense is spared.

This photo was taken from a float plane i chartered on the last day of Crankworx. As you can see from the photo the braking bumps are monsterous, the trails are as loose as a Norwegian backpacker, and the lift line cues are longer than the dole cues on a tuesday in scunthorpe.

Spoke Magazine

Well knock me down with a feather. The picture here of me doing bendy legs in Cromwell last autumn taken by Tim Pierce ended up being printed in Spoke magazine alongside two other photos of yours truly. Im muthafuckin big time now so dont expect anymore updates cause im starting my own TV show and have a bunch of product endorsements and shopping centre openings to do now...

booze is horrible

whoever said biking is a drug is fucking stupid.

after a wicked session of riding i dont feel like shit the next day.

KELLY MCGARRY KILLS IT!!!

News is starting to circulate that Kelly McGarry killed it at Crankworx Colorado and came 7th, AND QUALIFIED FOR THE MAIN EVENT, WHISTLER CRANKWORX!!!!!

what a fucking champ!!! above is a stolen photo of said man sending a big gap with twizzly steez

rockslides, indians and no fucking ninjas or cougars

Pemberton, a town so sick it needs medication

Saturday consisted of enjoying the lack of crowds thanks to the rockslide on the highway. Reports are coming in that disgrunteld locals set off the rockslide so that they could ride Ninja Cougar before the masses of vancouver and seattle destroyed it. However the trail never opened on schedule. we poached a few laps before heading to potatoe town home of the indians, also known as Pemberton. got some sick laps in and was almost sick after eating too much mexican roadside food. in the evening we went back to the bike park and schralped the canadian open course which is closed. the end.

Big props to Kelly McGarry who got 7th place in Crankworx Colorado which qualifies him for Crankworx Whistler. fully sick bro